The Real Reason Oheb Is Always Broke (and Happy About It)
“WALA NGA AKONG PERAAA!”
It’s the now-famous outburst Oheb once blurted on stream—after hearing a content creator call him one of the richest players in MPL. The irony? He might be rich in trophies, but not in leftover cash—at least until he receives his MSC prize winnings.
The first thing you notice about Oheb is his boyish grin—like a kid who just found a toy he didn’t need but absolutely had to have. It’s the same grin he flashes when he admits, with zero hesitation, “Impulsive buyer talaga ako.”
There’s a kind of art to the way he spends: no spreadsheets, no budgets, just pure dopamine economics. If happiness had a price tag, he’d swipe his card without blinking.
His most recent impulse buy was a P20k JBL speaker the size of small luggage.
“Bumili ako ng speaker na malaki para may pang-soundtrip ako na maingay!” he beams, describing the kind of bass that could rattle seashells off the sand. He carries it to the beach like a badge of honor, as though the thumping bass was an extension of his heartbeat.
Forget passive income—Oheb prefers massive bass.
No Budget, Just Vibes
Ask him how he allocates his earnings, and he shrugs.
“Wala eh! Sama-sama lang yung pera ko tapos bahala na,” he says, with the serene confidence of a man who trusts both fate and payday.
His version of financial planning is closer to window-shopping while holding a winning lotto ticket. If it looks cool, if it sparks joy, if it makes him mutter “ang astig nito,” he buys it.
Clothes, gadgets, random trinkets—it doesn’t matter. He buys happiness in small, wrapped parcels.
Childhood Dreams, Check (Sort Of)
Once, he dreamed of owning a gaming PC, land, and a business.
Today, he’s ticked one box: “Nakabili naman ako ng PC!” he laughs.
Business? “Wala!” House? “Wala rin!” He grins, unbothered. He’s not business-minded, he admits. If he ever ventures into one, he’ll just find a partner to handle the “serious” stuff while he handles the joy.
Where the Money Actually Goes
Most of his money evaporates in a cloud of in-game confetti, validating his legendary lament: ‘WALA NGA AKONG PERA!’
“Mahilig akong bumili ng skins sa games, sobra,” he confesses, with a sheepish grin of a little boy caught with a guilty pleasure. While Mobile Legends: Bang Bang is his main playground where he routinely buys skins of his favorite heroes, the real black hole of his wallet is gacha games.
He rattles off titles like old flings: Throne and Liberty, and Black Clover Mobile.
“Yung Throne and Liberty, naglalaro ako. Mayroon din kaming nilalaro nila Edward dati, Black Clover Mobile, gatcha game siya. Malaki ang nagastos ko doon!” Oheb told ALL-STAR.
They’re like slot machines disguised as fantasy epics—and Oheb, with his grin and quick fingers, is their favorite customer.
Grinning, Broke (For now), and Thriving
Oheb is not reckless. He’s just allergic to delayed gratification.
While the rest of the world saves for emergencies, Oheb spends for memories. Every impulsive swipe is less a financial decision than a declaration: I’m alive, and this makes me happy.
There’s no Excel sheet, no return on investment—just return on joy. The speaker, the skins, the random trinkets cluttering his room like trophies of serotonin—they’re not proof of excess, but of existence.
He harvests happiness from the present. And maybe that’s the secret: Oheb is already out there—grinning, broke (for now, until he receives his MSC prize winnings), and having the time of his life.
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